People Got Gored
I only don't feel bad for this guy because he is a moron... Seriously, look at this picture. He is bleeding bad. Hilarious. This poor EMT who probably didn't make it in medical school has to help control the bleeding from this guy's ass because he got raped by a pair of live bull horns.
Trvia Question:
Who of this group is most likely to contemplate suicide?
a. The guy bleeding out his ass
b. The EMT who has to apply pressure to this guy's bleeding ass
c. The guy bleeding out his ass's girlfriend who is probably watching on TV thinking to herself "where did I go wrong"?
d. The bull who will now spend the rest of his day with a piece of man-ass dangling in his face from his horns
Here is the article.
Here are some wonderful excerpts:
"The pack of six 1,300-pound bulls and six steers — meant to keep the bulls running in a single pack — disintegrated shortly after the animals set off on the dash through the cobblestone streets of Pamplona in the sixth of eight planned runs."
- No... No way... you mean a pack of wild animals wasn't obedient while being taunted by drunken and retarded humans? I'm shocked.
Listen - this is no different than that flamer in Vegas who got mauled by his tiger. Tiger had enough. You can train it all you want, but it's still a freakin tiger. You poke it in the ass enough times it's gonna get pissed off. This is not a cat that might scratch you or something. It's a tiger... it will freakin eat you.
"Several runners were trampled and seven runners were injured by bulls' horns. One 48-year-old man from Pamplona was gored in the chest and was reported to be in very serious condition. A 23-year-old Mexican was gored in the stomach and was also reported as very serious.
The other runners who were gored were from Poland, Norway, Spain and the United States, with ages ranging from 23 to 50, officials said. They were all reported to be in serious condition."
- Just good to know we aren't the only morons. Thankfully there's always the Mexicans.
"The run lasted 6 minutes, 9 seconds, compared with the normal length of about 2 minutes, because the bulls separated — the most dangerous thing that can happen at Pamplona."
- Correction: the most dangerous thing that can happen at Pamplona is to let six 1,300 pound bulls run loose in a crowded street.
Trvia Question:
Who of this group is most likely to contemplate suicide?
a. The guy bleeding out his ass
b. The EMT who has to apply pressure to this guy's bleeding ass
c. The guy bleeding out his ass's girlfriend who is probably watching on TV thinking to herself "where did I go wrong"?
d. The bull who will now spend the rest of his day with a piece of man-ass dangling in his face from his horns
Here is the article.
Here are some wonderful excerpts:
"The pack of six 1,300-pound bulls and six steers — meant to keep the bulls running in a single pack — disintegrated shortly after the animals set off on the dash through the cobblestone streets of Pamplona in the sixth of eight planned runs."
- No... No way... you mean a pack of wild animals wasn't obedient while being taunted by drunken and retarded humans? I'm shocked.
Listen - this is no different than that flamer in Vegas who got mauled by his tiger. Tiger had enough. You can train it all you want, but it's still a freakin tiger. You poke it in the ass enough times it's gonna get pissed off. This is not a cat that might scratch you or something. It's a tiger... it will freakin eat you.
"Several runners were trampled and seven runners were injured by bulls' horns. One 48-year-old man from Pamplona was gored in the chest and was reported to be in very serious condition. A 23-year-old Mexican was gored in the stomach and was also reported as very serious.
The other runners who were gored were from Poland, Norway, Spain and the United States, with ages ranging from 23 to 50, officials said. They were all reported to be in serious condition."
- Just good to know we aren't the only morons. Thankfully there's always the Mexicans.
"The run lasted 6 minutes, 9 seconds, compared with the normal length of about 2 minutes, because the bulls separated — the most dangerous thing that can happen at Pamplona."
- Correction: the most dangerous thing that can happen at Pamplona is to let six 1,300 pound bulls run loose in a crowded street.
posted by EDS | 11:23 AM
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