Dancing Puppets

The purpose of this blog is to create a forum of meaningless and irrelevant rants for people with nothing better to do at that moment other than provide entertainment to others...

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Why Dancing Puppets? It seems customary to begin your blog with an explanation as to why you chose the name you did. In this case - "Dancing Puppets" - there is a simple reason. As mentioned above in the description of this blog, the purpose is to provide a forum for nonsensical and senseless rantings or perhaps the occassional profound and logical argument. However, this is not to promote the marketplace of ideas, or the exercise of free speech. No, no, no... Rather this blog exists simply to provide a continuing source of entertainment to its readers, and more importantly, to me. As the great Stewie likes to say... "Dance Puppets, Dance!"

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Dog saves three people from fire, but perishes himself

"BERLIN - A Belgian shepherd dog saved the lives of three people from a burning building by waking them up with loud barks but perished in the flames, apparently because he was afraid to jump out of the window, police said on Wednesday... "

"...The whole top floor apartment was on fire when they jumped out of the window, but the dog unfortunately didn't make it out and was burned to death," he said. "There was so much commotion that the people didn't realize the dog didn't jump with them. They kept shouting his name but he never made it out."

So in other words, the dog is a big pussy and was barking because it was scared out of its mind. The barking happened to wake up people who ran out and were thus saved from a horrible death.

A few things on this:

The dog was scared, not being heroic...

Why didn't anybody take the dog out with them? You obviously heard him barking...

The person who wrote up this story didn't think it sounded moronic to call the dog a hero and in the very same sentence point out that the dog died because it was was scared...

The article headline refers to the dog as "himself". A dog is an "it", not a "he" or "she"...

I mean seriously people, did you really think the dog was barking to warn you and that it would find its own way out? Are you outta your frikkin mind? Pick up the damned dog and run!

Finally - It's a stupid freaking dog who barked because his fur was lit on fire. Why is this news? I bet you some people in the building awoke screaming and probably woke other people up with their screams of fear - are they heroes? or just victims of a tragedy?

1 Comments:

Blogger Noyam said...

"Pick up the damned dog and run!" HA!

Why didn't the dog jump? Because after you left it behind in the fire, it probably didn't trust you anymore to catch it.

"Frikkin' Humans"

3:07 PM  

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