Dancing Puppets

The purpose of this blog is to create a forum of meaningless and irrelevant rants for people with nothing better to do at that moment other than provide entertainment to others...

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Why Dancing Puppets? It seems customary to begin your blog with an explanation as to why you chose the name you did. In this case - "Dancing Puppets" - there is a simple reason. As mentioned above in the description of this blog, the purpose is to provide a forum for nonsensical and senseless rantings or perhaps the occassional profound and logical argument. However, this is not to promote the marketplace of ideas, or the exercise of free speech. No, no, no... Rather this blog exists simply to provide a continuing source of entertainment to its readers, and more importantly, to me. As the great Stewie likes to say... "Dance Puppets, Dance!"

Thursday, May 18, 2006

What a Lunatic...

This freakin guy... makes it so easy to post a blog on a busy day where you have nothing to say, but haven't put up anything of substance in a long time and feel like you have to or the 4 people who read your blog per day will suddenly dwindle down to 2.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12851397/
Preacher: God told him about storms, tsunami
Robertson says warning was for this year; tsunami might hit Northwest

"...religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year."

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

"Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip."

What a piece of work. I think I'm going to ask this guy to speak at my son's bar mitzvah when the time comes many years from now. I'm going to write that down. This guy is too precious. I smell a great Family Guy episode where Peter ends up being a preacher and claims to get messages from G-d. Then Brian could spend the episode trying to bring him back down to Earth , saying things like, "Are you sure you heard G-d speak? Are you sure it wasn't... nothing."

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