Dancing Puppets

The purpose of this blog is to create a forum of meaningless and irrelevant rants for people with nothing better to do at that moment other than provide entertainment to others...

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Why Dancing Puppets? It seems customary to begin your blog with an explanation as to why you chose the name you did. In this case - "Dancing Puppets" - there is a simple reason. As mentioned above in the description of this blog, the purpose is to provide a forum for nonsensical and senseless rantings or perhaps the occassional profound and logical argument. However, this is not to promote the marketplace of ideas, or the exercise of free speech. No, no, no... Rather this blog exists simply to provide a continuing source of entertainment to its readers, and more importantly, to me. As the great Stewie likes to say... "Dance Puppets, Dance!"

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Kyle Farnsworth is very bad





Is it me, or does this guy give up a home run every freakin time he gets into a game?

I'm sure he is a decent person and a cool guy so I'm not ripping him on a personal level, but this guy sucks. I'd rather have Richard Simmons out there throwing "flamers" in short shorts. This is a joke.

On that note - Torre is a moron. How many times? How many freakin times does a guy have to be horrible to give up on him?

As I'm writing this - he just gave up a second homer!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother of Christ!

Freakin Torre is to blame here, because come playoffs (if they come), you know who will be starting. Not the lineup that got us back in it, nope. Your lineup will look like this:



Damon
Jeter
Giambi
ARod
Abreu
Matsui
Posada
Cano
Phillips

No Cabrera, no Duncan, etc. He will go to Proctor and Myers and Farnsworth in big spots and the Yanks won't make it out of the 5 game series.
Ridiculous.
(I am aware that Proctor was traded. But watch, they will find a way to get him back and put him in when it matters most...)

So, what's missing you ask? Why has it been so different the last few years? What could possibly be gone from the great run of 1996-2000?

I have no idea...



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