Shocker for Yassir…and the Pope
I must say, watching this stuff on TV is quite fascinating... there must be thousands upon thousands of people outside the Vatican now just singing and waiting for this guy to die... It’s so cool...
Meanwhile he’s upstairs out cold, shallow breathing and barely a heartbeat, but alive nonetheless. It would be crazy cool if he were able to hear what was going on down there as he’s passing on... be much cooler if he had chosen the right religion... oh well, gonna be quite a surprise waiting for this guy in a few hours eh?
Angel - Welcome to heaven
Pope - Where's Peter
Angel - hahaha, you're one of those aren't ya. We've got a bunch of you up here.
Pope - Whatever do you mean?
Angel - Buddy listen, this is going to be hard for you to accept as truth. your whole life that you just gave up - the whole not having sex thing, the living in Italy thing, the constantly worshipping Jesus - that was all wrong.
Pope - (shocked) huh? what?
Angel - You ever see the game show "The Price is Right?"
Pope - Yes.
Angel - You ever see "Happy Gilmore"?
Pope – No
Angel - well in Happy Gilmore there's a classic line that might better explain your situation - the price is wrong bitch
Pope - I am not understanding you.
Angel - Stupid Pollack, you picked the wrong religion. You get to stay in heaven because you were a good person, but you have to be black and you are not allowed to talk to the white people unless they ask u for something, understand?
Pope - What's hell like? maybe that would be a better choice?
Angel - In hell, you'd have to be white, and the people who run it are black and just got "freed" from heaven so to speak. Kinda like South Africa, but with more violence.
Pope - nevermind, I'll stay here. Is it too late to convert to Islam and get some virgins?
Angel - Islaam was wrong too. In fact your buddy Yasir passed by here a few months ago.
Pope - what's with him?
Angel - He's not up here. He's a white man now, and he's down there.. and I must say, have you ever seen the show OZ?
Pope – no
Angel - well let's just say, if he was a virgin, he’s not anymore... and there aint no women in hell except for Marge Schott, and she rejected him.
Pope – Oh
Angel – yeah, well that stupid robe he wears works out well for him. At least he doesn’t have to waste any energy pulling down his pants. And the bending over? He’s been doing that his whole life. Let’s put it this way, hell has really turned the camel around on ole Yassir.
Meanwhile he’s upstairs out cold, shallow breathing and barely a heartbeat, but alive nonetheless. It would be crazy cool if he were able to hear what was going on down there as he’s passing on... be much cooler if he had chosen the right religion... oh well, gonna be quite a surprise waiting for this guy in a few hours eh?
Angel - Welcome to heaven
Pope - Where's Peter
Angel - hahaha, you're one of those aren't ya. We've got a bunch of you up here.
Pope - Whatever do you mean?
Angel - Buddy listen, this is going to be hard for you to accept as truth. your whole life that you just gave up - the whole not having sex thing, the living in Italy thing, the constantly worshipping Jesus - that was all wrong.
Pope - (shocked) huh? what?
Angel - You ever see the game show "The Price is Right?"
Pope - Yes.
Angel - You ever see "Happy Gilmore"?
Pope – No
Angel - well in Happy Gilmore there's a classic line that might better explain your situation - the price is wrong bitch
Pope - I am not understanding you.
Angel - Stupid Pollack, you picked the wrong religion. You get to stay in heaven because you were a good person, but you have to be black and you are not allowed to talk to the white people unless they ask u for something, understand?
Pope - What's hell like? maybe that would be a better choice?
Angel - In hell, you'd have to be white, and the people who run it are black and just got "freed" from heaven so to speak. Kinda like South Africa, but with more violence.
Pope - nevermind, I'll stay here. Is it too late to convert to Islam and get some virgins?
Angel - Islaam was wrong too. In fact your buddy Yasir passed by here a few months ago.
Pope - what's with him?
Angel - He's not up here. He's a white man now, and he's down there.. and I must say, have you ever seen the show OZ?
Pope – no
Angel - well let's just say, if he was a virgin, he’s not anymore... and there aint no women in hell except for Marge Schott, and she rejected him.
Pope – Oh
Angel – yeah, well that stupid robe he wears works out well for him. At least he doesn’t have to waste any energy pulling down his pants. And the bending over? He’s been doing that his whole life. Let’s put it this way, hell has really turned the camel around on ole Yassir.
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