He's a Family Guy and Some Other Random Sports Stuff
Antonio Davis. Tony. Ant. Tone. Tonio. I've heard his teammates make up more nicknames for him in the past week than excuses for sucking as a basketball team. And they've made a ton of excuses for sucking.
Interesting situation here. The guy gets 5 games for going into the stands to "protect his wife." Now, from the looks of his wife, she doesn't need much protection. She's, ah... feisty to say the least. That said, if you are standing on the court and you see a family member in trouble, if you have any semblance of a sack of manhood you're over the table into the stands, no questions asked. That's why I disagree with the suspension. That said, I still think it is worth noting that Antonio had a "here she goes again" look on his face the whole time. That man needs to say something to his woman. Whatever. Unimportant. You got me, I can't think of anything to write about, so I figured I'd go sports today...
Kobe had 81 points. Eighty-one points. An eight followed by a one. 81!!!! That is ridiculous. That's four great games for some players. That's two-and-a-half good games for Iverson. That's a good game for the Knicks for Christ sake! I just am not sure people truly understand how many points that is. This guy scored 26 in the first half - THAT'S amazing. He scored more than that in both the third and fourth quarters alone - THAT'S ridiculous. He had 55 total points in the second half. Under 20 guys in the history of the league have scored 55 points in a game! This guy did it in a half.
Seattle vs. Pittsburgh. Have two teams ever made it more clear that they deserve to be playing for the Superbowl than these two did on Sunday? I don't think so.
Now, I'm far from an expert on any geographic regions west of the Hudson, but is Seattle really THAT freakin out there that we have no idea who these guys are?
Johnnies. Red Storm beat Louisville and Pittsburgh this past week. Sign of good things to come under Coach Norm Roberts. Now just stay away from the 40 year old hookers boys.
Barry Bonds. Barry decided rather than risk injury he will stay off the World Baseball Classic USA team. Perhaps someone saw the NHL player get suspended from the Olympics because international steroid testing is not a complete and utter joke. Or maybe his knee really still hurts. Oh wait, if his knee was really hurting he probably wouldn't have signed up in the first place. The NHL player's steroid issue just surfaced last week. Even if this is NOT the reason - who handles this guy? Can you pick worse timing to conjure up doubt? Morons.
I'll be back with some real stuff shortly...
Interesting situation here. The guy gets 5 games for going into the stands to "protect his wife." Now, from the looks of his wife, she doesn't need much protection. She's, ah... feisty to say the least. That said, if you are standing on the court and you see a family member in trouble, if you have any semblance of a sack of manhood you're over the table into the stands, no questions asked. That's why I disagree with the suspension. That said, I still think it is worth noting that Antonio had a "here she goes again" look on his face the whole time. That man needs to say something to his woman. Whatever. Unimportant. You got me, I can't think of anything to write about, so I figured I'd go sports today...
Kobe had 81 points. Eighty-one points. An eight followed by a one. 81!!!! That is ridiculous. That's four great games for some players. That's two-and-a-half good games for Iverson. That's a good game for the Knicks for Christ sake! I just am not sure people truly understand how many points that is. This guy scored 26 in the first half - THAT'S amazing. He scored more than that in both the third and fourth quarters alone - THAT'S ridiculous. He had 55 total points in the second half. Under 20 guys in the history of the league have scored 55 points in a game! This guy did it in a half.
Seattle vs. Pittsburgh. Have two teams ever made it more clear that they deserve to be playing for the Superbowl than these two did on Sunday? I don't think so.
Now, I'm far from an expert on any geographic regions west of the Hudson, but is Seattle really THAT freakin out there that we have no idea who these guys are?
Johnnies. Red Storm beat Louisville and Pittsburgh this past week. Sign of good things to come under Coach Norm Roberts. Now just stay away from the 40 year old hookers boys.
Barry Bonds. Barry decided rather than risk injury he will stay off the World Baseball Classic USA team. Perhaps someone saw the NHL player get suspended from the Olympics because international steroid testing is not a complete and utter joke. Or maybe his knee really still hurts. Oh wait, if his knee was really hurting he probably wouldn't have signed up in the first place. The NHL player's steroid issue just surfaced last week. Even if this is NOT the reason - who handles this guy? Can you pick worse timing to conjure up doubt? Morons.
I'll be back with some real stuff shortly...
posted by EDS | 10:52 AM
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Seattle vs. Pittsburgh. Have two teams ever made it more clear that they deserve to be playing for the Superbowl than these two did on Sunday? I don't think so.
Are you kidding? Pittsburgh beat a Denver team that had a much better record than anyone understood (aka they were never really respected).
And Seattle? They knocked off a team that was forced to use their fourth string running back for most of the game. When you can get away with triple-covering Steve Smith because the run is no threat at all, I'd say you have a pretty good lock on winning the game.
It should still be a great game, of course...
I didn't say the league wasn't weak, or that these two teams are amazing. All I'm saying is they both blew out their opponent from the beginning and both games kind of had an exclamation point on the win for the victor. That's all. But you are correct - Plummer sucks and Carolina minus Smith sucks.
Bottomline - the Giants were a well-coached game and an injury away from being in the Superbowl.
Eli is still a pole-smoking jackoff who thinks he's bigger than the league.
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