Dancing Puppets

The purpose of this blog is to create a forum of meaningless and irrelevant rants for people with nothing better to do at that moment other than provide entertainment to others...

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Why Dancing Puppets? It seems customary to begin your blog with an explanation as to why you chose the name you did. In this case - "Dancing Puppets" - there is a simple reason. As mentioned above in the description of this blog, the purpose is to provide a forum for nonsensical and senseless rantings or perhaps the occassional profound and logical argument. However, this is not to promote the marketplace of ideas, or the exercise of free speech. No, no, no... Rather this blog exists simply to provide a continuing source of entertainment to its readers, and more importantly, to me. As the great Stewie likes to say... "Dance Puppets, Dance!"

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The Sports Guy vs. Isiah Thomas

I love this guy. He's smart, funny and has a big set of matzoh balls. I might be developing a man crush, kinda like the one I've developed for Derek Jeter and Tiki Barber.

Sports Guy vs. Isiah Thomas

In Isiah's defense. He has done one thing well in his tenure as Knicks GM. He sure as hell knows how to draft. He got Trevor Ariza (a good player, but a great late-round pick), Nate Robinson (immediate help to team taken late in first round early second round - don't remember which), David Lee (I think was the last pick of the second round, also immediate help), Channing Frye (everybody blasted this pick and Isiah, to his credit, said he would have taken him with the #1 overall pick... anyone here of Andrew Bogut since he played at Utah? Didn't think so. Frye is up there with Chris Paul for Rookie of the Year right now, though Paul will win that award hands down). I believe Isiah drafted Jermaine Oneal as well as another winner over at Indiana.

The problem is he sucks at everything else. He cannot put together a cohesive team. He is a fool when it comes to the salary cap. He makes terrible trades at terrible times. He's been here for three seasons now and he's still using the previous GM as his excuse. Enough is enough. The roster has been overhauled for the most part and he's holding a good 6 or 7 terrible contracts (maybe more) and many of them were trades that he made himself.

Anyway, the point here is, I think I can do a better job and I am sending my resume into the New York Knicks organization in application for the General Manager position should it become available. If anyone has a connection feel free to call and put in a good word. OR - if anyone has a few hundred million dollars to invest, I will be happy to head a group interested in purchasing the Knicks. Let me know...

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