We Love You Derek!!!!!!
Ok, a quick little story. Try to follow.
I walked into a partner's office today to ask a quick question on a file I've been working on. He and another partner were looking at the computer screen which is showing a picture of Derek Jeter with two attractive young ladies. First problem was that it took me longer than usual to notice the attractiveness of the young ladies, thanks to Jeter being in the picture. My first reaction was - "Cool, that's Derek Jeter" (as if I couldn't log onto any sports or baseball site and see 100 pictures of Derek Jeter).
Anyway, the story goes as follows. The partner has family friends who just went to Mexico for winter break with their two daughters (ages 18 and 23, yes that becomes slightly relevant). While in Mexico, the two girls went to a club and ran into Derek Jeter. They obviously asked to take a picture with him and he obliged. The report back was that he is "the nicest guy."
The funny part is that he invited the two girls back to his condo........Maybe not such a nice guy afterall. The 23 year old, ok... but the 18 year old? (who by the way said yes and got dragged home by the older (and wiser?) girl.
Come on Derek... draw a line somewhere. This guy is probably the modern-day Wilt Chamberlain, and it's not his athletic prowess I'm talking about, yet he manages to keep it relatively quiet. In other words - no babies or STD's.......yet.
So my question is this: Is it a little gay that I immediately became jealous of the two girls for being invited back to Derek Jeter's place as opposed to immediately being jealous of Derek Jeter for being able to invite any hot girl he wants back to his place? Just curious.
I walked into a partner's office today to ask a quick question on a file I've been working on. He and another partner were looking at the computer screen which is showing a picture of Derek Jeter with two attractive young ladies. First problem was that it took me longer than usual to notice the attractiveness of the young ladies, thanks to Jeter being in the picture. My first reaction was - "Cool, that's Derek Jeter" (as if I couldn't log onto any sports or baseball site and see 100 pictures of Derek Jeter).
Anyway, the story goes as follows. The partner has family friends who just went to Mexico for winter break with their two daughters (ages 18 and 23, yes that becomes slightly relevant). While in Mexico, the two girls went to a club and ran into Derek Jeter. They obviously asked to take a picture with him and he obliged. The report back was that he is "the nicest guy."
The funny part is that he invited the two girls back to his condo........Maybe not such a nice guy afterall. The 23 year old, ok... but the 18 year old? (who by the way said yes and got dragged home by the older (and wiser?) girl.
Come on Derek... draw a line somewhere. This guy is probably the modern-day Wilt Chamberlain, and it's not his athletic prowess I'm talking about, yet he manages to keep it relatively quiet. In other words - no babies or STD's.......yet.
So my question is this: Is it a little gay that I immediately became jealous of the two girls for being invited back to Derek Jeter's place as opposed to immediately being jealous of Derek Jeter for being able to invite any hot girl he wants back to his place? Just curious.
posted by EDS | 4:07 PM
1 Comments:
It's not a little gay - it's a lotta gay.
Rob
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