Oh Canada...

Things that annoyed me about Montreal:

• Canadians
• The French language
• 14 year old Moroccan kids in the pizza store who like to pick fights with 18-25 year olds (actually, this one doesn't annoy me as much as entertain me, but whatever)
• It pretends to be America, but has many different and more annoying rules.
• The weather
• French people
• The "Shopping Mall" is smaller than a Costco in New York
• People are too nice (and don't tell me that's not possible. it's true in Minnesota as well. When a complete stranger walks up to you and tells you all about himself and his family and asks you about yours and then invites you home for dinner simply because you happen to be at the urinal next to him, it's a little bit too much nice for me).
• All the sports channels show nothing but hockey
• All the news shows talk about Canadian current events (I guess this makes total sense, but it still annoyed me. The egocentrical New Yorker that I am, I honestly felt that the news stations should be covering the news in New York and the U.S. and not Canada).
• If it's not 10 degrees below zero (farenheit) and snowing like mad, it's for damn sure raining like mad.
• The flight is only 55 minutes (which is good), but it's windy and bumpy as hell (which is really really bad - I hate flying to start with, which maybe is a good topic for another day, but turbulence is killer...especially when you can see the frozen ground thousands of feet below you during the entire experience of being bounced around the skies).

Bottomline is - there is porn on basic cable in Montreal - so it can't be all that bad a place.