Dancing Puppets

The purpose of this blog is to create a forum of meaningless and irrelevant rants for people with nothing better to do at that moment other than provide entertainment to others...

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Why Dancing Puppets? It seems customary to begin your blog with an explanation as to why you chose the name you did. In this case - "Dancing Puppets" - there is a simple reason. As mentioned above in the description of this blog, the purpose is to provide a forum for nonsensical and senseless rantings or perhaps the occassional profound and logical argument. However, this is not to promote the marketplace of ideas, or the exercise of free speech. No, no, no... Rather this blog exists simply to provide a continuing source of entertainment to its readers, and more importantly, to me. As the great Stewie likes to say... "Dance Puppets, Dance!"

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

OK, I'm jumping in on this story...

Dick Cheney shot a man ...



... in the face ...




... with a shotgun ...



... and today, the man he shot had a heart-attack ...



... the heart attack was caused by "birdshot in or touching his heart" ...



Stay tuned, this story seems to be getting better every single day. Well not for the guy who got shot; but for us, the easily entertained American public, this has "HIT" written all over it...


In case you missed the previous few statements:

Our nation's Vice President, Dick Cheney, shot a man in the face with a shotgun. The man he shot has now suffered a heart attack as a result of some of the birdshot being lodged in or touching his heart!!!

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