The Totem Pole of People...
(From top to bottom):
Soldiers and their families
Firefighters, Police, EMT’s etc…
Aaron Boone
Regular people
Customer service people at the cable company
Smelly people selling cheap toys on the subway
Regular Pro-Athletes
Aaron Boone
Meter Maids
People whose parents buy them houses at way-higher-than-market-value, thus driving up prices and not allowing independents to purchase homes at reasonable price levels
Pompous Community Leaders
Barry Bonds
Pompous Community Leaders on Steroids
Latrell Sprewell
DMV Employees
Geraldo Rivera
Whoever decided to cancel ‘My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss’
The NY Times people
Suicide Bombers
Saddam Hussein
Charles Smith (Knicks)
Feel free to argue or agree with any of these, or to make additions of your own...
Added by Chicken Parm:
Firstly, Aaron Boone should never be under "Regular Pro-Athletes." His departure got A-Rod. I would argue he is # 1 on the entire list, but soldiers are ok too.
Secondly, right underneath Charles Smith should be dogs. Man's best friend? I think not. Waste of space? I think so. Also, Mark Messier needs to head this list, as does Joe Torre. James Dolan needs to be right beneath dogs.
Chris Rock needs to be towards the top somewhere, as do The Rock, Stifler, Beavis and Butthead, Borat from Ali G, the kosher hot dog vendor at the Stadium, Tara Reid, and the foreigner who charges $1 for a large coffee on the corner of 31st and 7th.
Soldiers and their families
Firefighters, Police, EMT’s etc…
Aaron Boone
Regular people
Customer service people at the cable company
Smelly people selling cheap toys on the subway
Regular Pro-Athletes
Aaron Boone
Meter Maids
People whose parents buy them houses at way-higher-than-market-value, thus driving up prices and not allowing independents to purchase homes at reasonable price levels
Pompous Community Leaders
Barry Bonds
Pompous Community Leaders on Steroids
Latrell Sprewell
DMV Employees
Geraldo Rivera
Whoever decided to cancel ‘My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss’
The NY Times people
Suicide Bombers
Saddam Hussein
Charles Smith (Knicks)
Feel free to argue or agree with any of these, or to make additions of your own...
Added by Chicken Parm:
Firstly, Aaron Boone should never be under "Regular Pro-Athletes." His departure got A-Rod. I would argue he is # 1 on the entire list, but soldiers are ok too.
Secondly, right underneath Charles Smith should be dogs. Man's best friend? I think not. Waste of space? I think so. Also, Mark Messier needs to head this list, as does Joe Torre. James Dolan needs to be right beneath dogs.
Chris Rock needs to be towards the top somewhere, as do The Rock, Stifler, Beavis and Butthead, Borat from Ali G, the kosher hot dog vendor at the Stadium, Tara Reid, and the foreigner who charges $1 for a large coffee on the corner of 31st and 7th.
posted by EDS | 10:05 AM
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