Hot Retards

This Sunday night, Ms Teen USA wannabe chick from south carolina answered a question on Education in the US.

Below is her answer.

I don't even know what to say...

Got this one from my friend Noyam. I'm speechless...

OK, not totally speechless. With about 3 minutes left in the video, and this skateboarded lying on the floor motionless, the analyst actually says (in a goofy skater voice), "wow, I can't believe he made the 720..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA... Unless I heard wrong, this is amazing to me. This guy just fell 50 feet to what looks like his death, or at least a life of colostomy bags and nurses pulling fecal matter out of his tuches with a suction, and this guy "can't believe he made the 720..." Oh man, that's too much.

Sports Guy

Good Stuff as usual.

Kyle Farnsworth is very bad

Is it me, or does this guy give up a home run every freakin time he gets into a game?

I'm sure he is a decent person and a cool guy so I'm not ripping him on a personal level, but this guy sucks. I'd rather have Richard Simmons out there throwing "flamers" in short shorts. This is a joke.

On that note - Torre is a moron. How many times? How many freakin times does a guy have to be horrible to give up on him?

As I'm writing this - he just gave up a second homer!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother of Christ!

Freakin Torre is to blame here, because come playoffs (if they come), you know who will be starting. Not the lineup that got us back in it, nope. Your lineup will look like this:



Damon
Jeter
Giambi
ARod
Abreu
Matsui
Posada
Cano
Phillips

No Cabrera, no Duncan, etc. He will go to Proctor and Myers and Farnsworth in big spots and the Yanks won't make it out of the 5 game series.
Ridiculous.
(I am aware that Proctor was traded. But watch, they will find a way to get him back and put him in when it matters most...)

So, what's missing you ask? Why has it been so different the last few years? What could possibly be gone from the great run of 1996-2000?

I have no idea...

The Iron Sheik In All His Glory

Blast from the past.
The Iron Sheik, a former WWF wrestler has been brought back to life somewhat after a series of interviews with various Sirius Satellite radio shows including Howard Stern. This guy is radio solid gold. If you listened this morning to the interview and his interaction with Bubba the Love Sponge, this was an instant classic.





Seriously, this stuff is worth watching. It's beautiful...







You cannot make this up. This next one was an interview on the gay and lesbian station on Sirius. He is calling people "fags" on the gay and lesbian channel. This is priceless people, priceless. You gotta hear the reaction when they tell him that they are gay...